[bigsmellyfart]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers," Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one
of us had firewalls, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You`ve got Male"


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