[dave61]

An over weight man wishing to lose weight searches the web looking for a weight loss program, sees an offer "LOSE 10 LBS FOR $10 IN ONE WEEK". Interested, he signs up. The next day, a totally (censored) woman shows up with a sign around her neck that says "IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, YOU CAN HAVE ME". Captivated, the man chases her until he is totally exausted and gives up. This happens everyday for a week. Supprisingly, at the end of the week he has lost 10 .lbs.

So, he signs up for the next offer of "LOSE 20 LBS FOR $20 IN ONE WEEK" , he signs up again.

The next day, a very beautiful (censored) woman appears at his doorstep ( the most beautifull woman the man has ever seen) with a sign around her neck that says "IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, YOU CAN HAVE ME". The man, again, chases her until he is totally exausted and gives up. Again, This happens everyday for a week. At the end of the week he has lost another 20 .lbs.

Finally, still interested the man signs up for the most intence segmint in the weight loss program, 40 .lbs in one week for $40 dollars. The next day, a muscular MAN with rippling muscles everywhere appears on his doorstep totally (censored) with a sign around his neck that says "IF I CATCH YOU, THEN I CAN HAVE YOU !!".

THE MAN MET HIS WEIGHT LOSS GOAL !!