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Old 10-29-2009, 05:00 PM
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Mature: Jelly Beans

One day in a classroom full of 1st graders, the teacher handed out jelly beans. So, being little kids, they tried to guess the flavor of each one by the color. There was a yellow one, where nobody could guess it, then, the teacher said, "It's what your parents call each other." A little girl spits it out and yells, "Oh my god! They're assholes!"



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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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