Do you have a steam account Ace? If you don't you can get Steam for free.
The reason is I reckon you're having a bit of a bummer with games at the mo, so I'd like to give you a gift.
Serious Sam 3: BFE
and
Serious Sam 3: BFE Bonus Pack
It's a monster shooter, it's crazy and a lot of fun.
If you're interested I can send it directly to your Steam account.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/41070/