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What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.






A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"




Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.



Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.