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Mathematics student
Child Reading at his home***
Child: 4 plus 4, the son of the bitch is 8. 7 plus 11, the son of the bitch is 18. *Mothers hears it*
Mother: Who taught you to read like this!!!
Son: Teacher told me to read like dis.*Next day at school*
Mother to teacher: Why are you teaching bad languages to my son?!!!
Teacher: When did i taught him those??????
Mother: He was reading '4 plus 4 the son of bitch is 8'!
Teacher: I only told that 4 plus 4 the sum of which is 8!
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