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Oh, yeah, lol.
On the other hand, when my dad gets drunk, he makes some memorable quotes, such as:
"The way I see it, America's laws don't make sense, you can join the military at the age of 18, butcan't drink alcohol legally until you are 21. If you are man enough to lay your life down for your country, you should be able to have a god damned beer!"
And
Clerk (after my dad brings two 30 packs up to the counter for my uncle): "OK, what's your birthday?"
My dad: "2/45/70"
The funny part, the clerk didn't catch it, lmao!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton
"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot
Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.
R.I.P Murphy 
September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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