[Lone Rebel~BIA~]

One day there was a woman lying on the beach. She had no arms and no legs and was crying. A man walked by and when he saw her crying he asked what was wrong. She told him that she had never been hugged. So the man gave her a hug and went on his way.She soon started crying again. Another man came up and asked why she was crying. She told him that she had never been kissed. So the man kissed her and was on his way. Soon she started crying again. The first man came back and asked her Why are you still crying!? The woman replied, "I have never been screwed". So the man picked her up and tossed her out into the water.

Yeah I know kind of a sick joke (no offense to peeps missing arms or legs!)

For those who are slow like me the punchline is that the man threw her into the water and she has no arms or legs so she is screwed cuz she cant swim.