|
We got some really nasty beasties over here and last month a mate of mine trying to inpress a backpacker chick dived into the sea of our beach, right into a mass of jellyfish, it's ok he's X navy and wearing shorts, but one of those little bastards tried to tickle his goolies,.........and suceeded, he woke up in hospital, no joke his shiny red balls were the size of oranges, he was wacked out on morph, only to eager to present us with his situation, his wife put it up on u-tube but got banned,
right now they are testing his sperm count, he don't want kids, she does, a divorce in the making, I don't like that bitch, afterall it's normal for a sailor to drink .....eh?
|