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Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused caling me Jill & her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton
"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot
Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.
R.I.P Murphy 
September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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