[bigsmellyfart]

well 54 years ago i was strarting to feel a little cramped so
i turned this way and i still wasnt comfortable so I turned the other way and all of a sudden the dam broke and the lake went dry..suddenly i saw a little light so i edged closer to it to see what it was and the hole that shown the light started to get bigger...well i got a little scarred so i said wo... and i stopped right there for a while...well i began to be more curious so i started to move on and i came to this big old field of grass and as i started to peer over the hedge someone grabs me and pulls me out of the grass and spanks my behind...
i said "hey doc what you do that for " he said " for all the things you are about to do...! "

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