[bigsmellyfart]

I ended up with an older woman at the Officer's club bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all. I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit and then she asked, 'Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?'

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and my mind began to embrace the idea. I said, 'No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome.'

We drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, 'Tonight is your lucky night.'


We drove to her place. We walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, 'Mom! You still awake?'