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two 80 yr olds are eating breakfast. all of a sudden, they have sex. the man says we havent done this in 50 yrs! the woman says my nipples are as hot for you are they were 50 yrs ago. he says because ones in yer cofee and ones in yer oatmeal
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A CNN interviewer, while talking to a Marine, said "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine replied "Recoil".
<(the avatar) When all you men get home, and face a antiwar protester, shake his hand, and wink at his girlfriend , because she knows shes dating a wussy.
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