One day Jesus decided to come down and play a little golf. He brought Moses to caddie for him. He teed off. The ball went high, fell into the top of a tree, bounced off the branches on the way down, hit the ground, rolled down the hill and went into the cup.
Moses said "nice shot,Lord" Jesus looked up and said "thanks DAD"
At the 2nd tee, the ball went way off to the left, bounced off a rock, richochted off a stump and went into the cup. Moses said "nice shot,Lord" Jesus looked up and said "thanks, DAD"
The third tee shot went straight into the lake. Jesus walked out on the water to see if he could find it.
About that time, two old men drove up in a golf cart and seen Him walking around on the lake. One of them says to Moses "Who does he think HE is? Jesus Christ?
Moses replys "He IS Jesus Christ, but He THINKS he's Tiger Woods."
