okay if you get offended easy then don't read on...
okay you ask for it...
a lady's car broke down on the road. she hitch hicks and a native american told her that he could get her to the nearest gas station for a phone. she said okay and hoped on the back of his horse. every 5 minutes the indain guy would let out a big YAWWWWHOOO. when they got to the gas sation the guy said Yawhoo. the store clerk asked he "hey lady what did you do to that guy that made him yell?" that lady said, "i dunno i just hoped on the back of his horse and held on to the saddle horn." the store clerk told her," hum lady indains don't use sattles" .... if your under 10 forget it
