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Speeding Hippie
An old hippie was speeding down a road, and suddenly a cop pulls out behind him with his lights flashing.
The old hippie instantly thinks that he can outrun the cop in his new hot-rod - so he speeds up, 100, 110…
A few seconds later he thinks to himself, I'm too old for this...
So he slows down and pulls off to the side of the road expecting a bad ticket.
The cop walks up to the window,
"You were going pretty fast huh? Tell you what it's Friday and I'm tired, if you tell me something I haven't heard before, I'll let you go with a warning."
In shock, the old man thinks for a second and says,
"Well officer, it's like this, my wife ran off with a Georgia Cop a few years ago, when I saw the lights, I thought you were bringing her back and I got scared."
The cop said "Have a nice day sir."
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