Of course none of this is actually happening, you little turd. This is a story of war, love, freedom, friendship, cojones. Of mice. Of advanced aardvarkiality and pubic lice. Of an Arab and a watermelon doing something inside a pink room in the middle of Ph**kinghamshire whatever. Of you and me ... ee yee eeh heeh heeh.
My friend, the wasabi down there isn't spicy. It's pungent.
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~Semper Stupidus~
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