been there, done that, had fun

i'm sure you will to.
Do Not bother signing up / paying for crappy booze cruise / night party / beach soccer tournament etc that are orginised by dodgy english reps driving around on motorbikes.
seriously it's pretty much a con, you spend all your money and it's never anywhere near value for money, and you dont get what is promised.
don't sing football songs near McDonalds, the police dont like it
dont piss of the lucky-lucky men. someone did when we were there and
they ended up getting run over!!
visit the water park one day, it's a blast.
walk past every bar, get your free / cheap drink, and move to the next bar
dont pass out on your first night so you feel ill for the next 6 days

ahaha