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Old 05-18-2006, 09:35 PM
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Biggrin Home Depot

Overheard at Home Depot:

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting
a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with
red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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