a man goes in to a pub and orders a load of drinks with a cat under his left arm and a flimingo on his right shoulder so the cat says i aint paying for that after a while the bar man gets edgy so he asks how can you order so many drinks and you got a talking cat so the man says well when i was walking here i came across a magic lamp and wished for a lot of money so the bar man says what was your second wish the man replys with a bird with a tight pussy
