[Chels]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart





Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after a
few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the
blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to
him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be riding the bus,
so shut up."

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