[Joke*her]

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses
of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red...........cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green...........lime,"

"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.

"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out
and yelled: "Oh My GoSH!!!! They're ass holes!"