[Dr. Bullet]

...to parents when picking up a date.


10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey, do you have an empty soda can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Backdoor Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?