10. Wanna come play on my slip 'n' slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight, it's uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, 'cause you're making me wet.
6. Excuse me, my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop?
3. Stick it in!!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I'm really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z-Boy, I could sit on it all day long!
