[bigsmellyfart]

A man was watching TV as his wife was cutting the grass on a hot
summer day. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his
wife what was for supper. The wife was quite irritated about him
sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the
work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about
supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town and go inside and figure
dinner out yourself."

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak with
potatoes, garlic bread, and tall glass of iced tea. The wife walked
in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed
something to eat? So where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town."