Bush and Donal Rumsfeld were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Rumsfeld turned to Bush and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
