"Hey Mom," asked Johnny, "Can you give me $20?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
