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Old 02-16-2005, 09:04 PM
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Recon not going to asker you? for one reason what report you talking about? i am totally clueless on what you are asking about a report? i'll let the staff asker that for you maybe they know what you asking about.

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Originally posted by bigsmellyfart


Types of Sex


SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:

Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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WOMEN'S HUMOR

My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says..... "I'll miss you."
like these nice humor
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