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Bubba and Billy Bob
While Bubba and Billy Bob, two rednecks from Monroe, GA, were in the local Wal-Mart they decided
to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following
week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place; a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.
Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great! I love spaghetti!"
Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
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