Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
5. A better model is always just around the corner.
6. They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
8. In order to get thier attention, you have to turn them on.
9. Just because it looks like it’s thinking, doesn’t mean it is.
These are so insulting lol oh well
