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Based on a bet by the other members of his foursome, Everitt Sanchez
>tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf
>course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix,
>Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in
>the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
>spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
>wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
>Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and
>tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
>ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his
>testicles were in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
>Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
>plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
>other testicle was compresed and flattened as it was pulled between the
>housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
>To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had
>just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.
>Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining
>threesome were asked to leave the course.