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Forum: General Chat 12-03-2006, 01:29 AM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
They say I'm obsessed with turds. That's wrong. I...

They say I'm obsessed with turds. That's wrong. I am a turd.
Forum: General Chat 11-29-2006, 05:09 AM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Come on, hash boys! Make 'em squirm!

Come on, hash boys! Make 'em squirm!
Forum: General Chat 11-26-2006, 06:25 AM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
The biscuits in the army are mighty fine. ...

The biscuits in the army are mighty fine.

The biscuits in the navy are just plain terrifying. They're hard and tacky and salty and have worms in 'em. Navy sea biscuits. Pugh.

Army biscuits....
Forum: General Chat 11-26-2006, 02:52 AM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I'm losing my sexual prowness... Who the hell are...

I'm losing my sexual prowness... Who the hell are you?!!
Forum: General Chat 11-14-2006, 07:36 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Fear. Me.

Fear.
Me.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 10:29 AM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Look upon me privates and despair. I've won.

Look upon me privates and despair.

I've won.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 12:55 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Perish. I've won this thread.

Perish.

I've won this thread.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 12:55 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Perish. Iv'e won this thread.

Perish.

Iv'e won this thread.
Forum: General Chat 10-31-2006, 09:29 PM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Die.

Die.
Forum: General Chat 10-26-2006, 11:40 PM
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
You mean epilepsy?

You mean epilepsy?
Forum: General Chat 10-22-2006, 09:37 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Shouldn't that be TOES!? Well, last week,...

Shouldn't that be TOES!?

Well, last week, just last week, urrm... I was living in the Mexican border, and my name was Pedro, and I spoke Spanish, and I was a Catholic. Then I found myself in the...
Forum: General Chat 10-21-2006, 08:16 PM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I am a believer, and I firmly believe that people...

I am a believer, and I firmly believe that people shouldn't be putting pickles inside, on top of, below, behind, or anywhere else near burgers. But this is a dogdamn democratic country, and I believe...
Forum: General Chat 10-20-2006, 05:22 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek ~The Voice of Freedom~

I am a believer, and I firmly believe that people shouldn't be putting pickles inside, on top of, below, behind, or anywhere else near burgers. But this is a dogdamn democratic country, and I believe...
Forum: General Chat 10-17-2006, 07:35 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Kurds 'n' Turds from the 'burbs are absurd.

Kurds 'n' Turds from the 'burbs are absurd.
Forum: General Chat 10-15-2006, 02:17 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Rip 'em to shreds dog damn it

Rip 'em to shreds dog damn it
Forum: General Chat 10-10-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Oh shut your bloodey gob

Oh shut your bloodey gob
Forum: General Chat 10-09-2006, 08:16 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
hello?

hello?
Forum: General Chat 10-06-2006, 08:57 AM
Replies: 9,137
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Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Flaming **** sets fire on the sky. The turds...

Flaming **** sets fire on the sky.
The turds fly, one hits your face.

Face of a turd.
Large African C.R.O.C.O.D.I.L.E.S. lurking in every corner.
Mahmoud says, 'Your pant zipper is open.'
I...
Forum: General Chat 10-04-2006, 04:11 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek I am a true warrior, with a will of iron, a heart...

I am a true warrior, with a will of iron, a heart of gold, and balls of steel.
Forum: General Chat 10-03-2006, 06:05 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I am not a racist, and I will never cease to...

I am not a racist, and I will never cease to stand up and fight against the opression of freedom, but I've been dying to know the answer to the following question:

Our Arab brothers have been...
Forum: General Chat 10-02-2006, 07:04 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek They Will be Free

They
Will
be
Free
Forum: General Chat 10-01-2006, 10:57 PM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek

Forum: General Chat 10-01-2006, 04:57 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Oh, hullo, turk!

Oh, hullo, turk!
Forum: General Chat 10-01-2006, 03:24 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Come on, comrades! Let's spam, spam, spam, baby,...

Come on, comrades! Let's spam, spam, spam, baby, spam!
Forum: General Chat 09-26-2006, 04:55 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 4,620,130
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
You know, sometimes, there's a point where you...

You know, sometimes, there's a point where you say, 'This is the guy I am? This is the guy I worked so hard to be?', and you're kinda disappointed. Well, that's why I joined the army. I wanted to...
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