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Forum: General Chat 12-06-2006, 08:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 849
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek A lil' bit of nonsense

I kinda figured out that some of you might like a little bit of poetry... Correct me if I'm wrong.

They're sucky, they're stinky, they're bluesy, they're bollocky!


Dust to a Turk

You...
Forum: General Chat 12-03-2006, 02:29 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
They say I'm obsessed with turds. That's wrong. I...

They say I'm obsessed with turds. That's wrong. I am a turd.
Forum: General Chat 12-02-2006, 02:33 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Poor bastard.

Poor bastard.
Forum: General Chat 12-01-2006, 11:38 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I should be spelled p-e-r-m-e-a-t-e.

I should be spelled p-e-r-m-e-a-t-e.
Forum: General Chat 11-29-2006, 06:09 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Come on, hash boys! Make 'em squirm!

Come on, hash boys! Make 'em squirm!
Forum: Humor & Jokes 11-29-2006, 06:01 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,662
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Yeah, I like Chuck Norris, he's kewl, such a...

Yeah, I like Chuck Norris, he's kewl, such a gorgeous beard.
Forum: Gaming Talk 11-29-2006, 05:58 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,748
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
'Twas supposed to be released on the PC on 1st of...

'Twas supposed to be released on the PC on 1st of December, but was delayed. PC/ PS3/ PSP reinforcements to be expected around the 12th day of December, since I don't and will never have an XBOX 360,...
Forum: General Chat 11-27-2006, 06:49 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Oh shut your bloodey gob. Anyway, ...

Oh shut your bloodey gob.

Anyway,

Below red skies, in a boundless yellow field filled with gigantic brown sperm cells, through the narrow sights of a rifle, I see myself in a desperate...
Forum: General Chat 11-27-2006, 06:45 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,357
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Sometimes flashlights work better than...

Sometimes flashlights work better than night-vision goggles. If your using NVG the enemy won't see your flashlight beam, but it doesn't matter if they don't, because you won't see them, anyway. Get...
Forum: General Chat 11-26-2006, 07:25 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
The biscuits in the army are mighty fine. ...

The biscuits in the army are mighty fine.

The biscuits in the navy are just plain terrifying. They're hard and tacky and salty and have worms in 'em. Navy sea biscuits. Pugh.

Army biscuits....
Forum: General Chat 11-26-2006, 07:17 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek After I get blown to pieces, the doctors somehow...

After I get blown to pieces, the doctors somehow manage to get my parts together, and two years later, here I am, sitting in the middle of a hostile, highly populated urban environment, just sitting...
Forum: General Chat 11-26-2006, 03:52 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I'm losing my sexual prowness... Who the hell are...

I'm losing my sexual prowness... Who the hell are you?!!
Forum: Gaming Talk 11-26-2006, 03:39 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,674
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
It'a console, like the PS3 or X360. I know you...

It'a console, like the PS3 or X360. I know you know what a console is. Nice controller it has, that wire-remote thing. And those COD 3 graphics are even worse that PC COD 2 graphics.
Forum: General Chat 11-22-2006, 07:28 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,066
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Semi-bald. Looks good on fat people.

Semi-bald. Looks good on fat people.
Forum: General Chat 11-15-2006, 06:23 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek ''You've grown any cojones yet, lady boy?",...

''You've grown any cojones yet, lady boy?", taunts the great Squirmitz, as he emerges with a ruthless band of hashishin from the shadows, wearing nothing but the front incisor of a made man around...
Forum: General Chat 11-14-2006, 08:36 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Fear. Me.

Fear.
Me.
Forum: Delta Force 11-14-2006, 06:35 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,338
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I'd like a game with that Land Warrior/ Future...

I'd like a game with that Land Warrior/ Future Force Craputto and some Special Forces tactics, and by that I mean stuff like CQB, room-clearing, stealth inflitration, prolonged excursions behind...
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 11:29 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Look upon me privates and despair. I've won.

Look upon me privates and despair.

I've won.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 10:20 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
I've trained myself to type fast to avoid using...

I've trained myself to type fast to avoid using Teamspeak or Ventrilo or any other of that sorta kind of craputto because my voice doesn't good and it doesn't sound good because in the real world I'm...
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Perish. I've won this thread.

Perish.

I've won this thread.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Replies: 9,137
Views: 909,254
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Perish. Iv'e won this thread.

Perish.

Iv'e won this thread.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2006, 12:36 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
You gotta save this thread. There is hope. So...

You gotta save this thread. There is hope. So long as there is breath in my body and hair on my balls, there is hope, and that'll keep us eating, keep us crapping, and keep us alive.
Forum: General Chat 11-10-2006, 05:03 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
Save me

Save me
Forum: General Chat 11-09-2006, 08:42 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek This thread is dying like an Eskimo left out in...

This thread is dying like an Eskimo left out in the sweltering desert sun to dry up and perish. We all gotta go together 'an join the army and go somewhere over there and make the world a better...
Forum: General Chat 11-08-2006, 10:00 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 39,112
Posted By ~Sgt.Squirmitz~
eek I am death.

I am death.
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