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Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-31-2004, 09:38 PM

Replies: 4 Strange Street Signs in London Views: 1,334 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Strange Street Signs in London Strange Signs in London Spotted on a bathroom of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-30-2004, 02:32 PM

Replies: 2 An Exercise Guide for the Lazy Views: 1,473 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade An Exercise Guide for the Lazy Slacker's guide to burning calories 1. Walk 15 ft from couch to fridge, opening beer, walking back to couch: 2 calories. 2. One minute of using TV remote (zapping 12 channels perminute): 1...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-28-2004, 07:02 PM

Replies: 5 You Don't Know Jack Schitt: A Family Lineage Views: 1,190 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade You Don't Know Jack Schitt: A Family Lineage WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-23-2004, 06:40 PM

Replies: 1 Driving Fast Views: 1,589 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Driving Fast Emile was driving his pickup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-19-2004, 09:14 AM

Replies: 3 Something Real Handy Views: 1,667 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Something Real Handy STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ]...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-18-2004, 07:18 PM

Replies: 4 Saints Win the SuperBowl Views: 1,444 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Saints Win the SuperBowl One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. "Hey, you! said the devil. "You're not supposed to be having a good time...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-18-2003, 05:22 PM

Replies: 2 Who Arranged the Letters? Views: 1,242 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Who Arranged the Letters? http://www.showyourfriends.com/images/shot.jpg

Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-14-2003, 07:34 PM

Replies: 0 Big Problem Views: 1,085 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Big Problem One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-08-2003, 09:37 PM

Replies: 16 mafia application form Views: 3,371 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Good one. :lmao: Good one. :lmao:

Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-08-2003, 09:21 PM

Replies: 4 Read This! Views: 4,030 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Read This! It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history....

Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-05-2003, 05:11 PM

Replies: 6 A D.I.'s Rules for Dating His Daughter Views: 1,545 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Glad to be of service.:D Glad to be of service.:D

Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-03-2003, 04:24 AM

Replies: 4 new fragrance in afganistan.... Views: 1,472 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Nice 1. Nice 1.

Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-02-2003, 05:13 AM

Replies: 6 A D.I.'s Rules for Dating His Daughter Views: 1,545 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade A D.I.'s Rules for Dating His Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-01-2003, 04:13 PM

Replies: 3 Van Gogh Family Tree Views: 1,257 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Van Gogh Family Tree THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-01-2003, 12:41 AM

Replies: 7 Military Joke Views: 2,179 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade These jokes are scattered all over the internet. These jokes are scattered all over the internet.

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-28-2003, 02:38 AM

Replies: 7 Military Joke Views: 2,179 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Military Joke A Marine walks on board a plane and sits in an aisle next to two Navy Seals. The Marine kicks off his boots to air out his feet. The Navy Seal sitting next to the window says,"I'm going to get a...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-28-2003, 02:24 AM

Replies: 5 FUNNY PICTURE Views: 1,892 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade lol, very funny. lol, very funny.

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-24-2003, 09:11 AM

Replies: 5 Gorilla in a Tree Views: 2,012 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade lol, that's a good one. lol, that's a good one.

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-15-2003, 09:19 AM

Replies: 4 this is hilarious Views: 1,898 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Lol, hates his mother-in-law Lol, hates his mother-in-law

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-14-2003, 08:28 AM

Replies: 3 Matter of Heaven and Hell Views: 1,543 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Matter of Heaven and Hell A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...

Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-03-2003, 09:41 PM

Replies: 13 School Excuses Views: 1,968 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade I'm not a teacher, I got it at some site, the... I'm not a teacher, I got it at some site, the link is http://www.datatek.net/Humor/Humor.html

Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-29-2003, 07:32 PM

Replies: 4 Fool's Alphabet Views: 7,739 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade Fool's Alphabet Fool's Alphabet A for horses B for mutton C for yourself D for dumb E for brick F for vescence G for Police H for 'imself I for Novello

Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-28-2003, 11:56 PM

Replies: 13 School Excuses Views: 1,968 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade This one isn't an excuse, nor does it pertain to... This one isn't an excuse, nor does it pertain to school. I was on my way back home one day and they have this intersection with a church next to it. I had to stop at the intersection because it was...

Forum: Delta Force 06-28-2003, 10:21 PM

Replies: 3 MULTIPLAYER TROUBLE!!!!! Views: 1,159 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade You have to retry a couple of times. You have to retry a couple of times.

Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-28-2003, 10:14 PM

Replies: 13 School Excuses Views: 1,968 Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade School Excuses These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was...

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