Forum: General Chat
03-13-2008, 07:57 AM
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Replies: 18
Views: 2,573
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-31-2007, 03:33 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,072
Can't take it all with you
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-14-2007, 12:06 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,523
Three men
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,369
The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:52 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 758
Who Does What
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up
first,
and then we don't have to...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:50 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,334
Creation
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,261
Words
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything
to...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,142
Wife Vs. Husband
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:47 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,046
Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:43 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,283
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each
other's...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,359
Understanding Women
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot
wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-09-2007, 08:40 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,212
Women's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote
control for a television
set in her purse....
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-02-2007, 12:41 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,649
Why we Love our Children
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil
"Because I pissed in its ear and it...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-02-2007, 12:40 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,679
Prison VS Work
Prison vs. Work
In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear....
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-02-2007, 12:39 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,452
Speeding Hippie
An old hippie was speeding down a road, and suddenly a cop pulls out behind him with his lights flashing.
The old hippie instantly thinks that he can outrun the cop in his new hot-rod - so he...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
03-30-2007, 11:28 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,673
True Story
True Story:
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me... It...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
03-30-2007, 11:27 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 834
Never question a Drunk
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-20-2007, 12:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,151
These are Funny
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words...
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Forum: General Chat
11-24-2006, 10:58 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,423
Pic of my kids
This was taken in the front yard of my house.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Dragon-SC-/ChloeNicholas.jpg
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Forum: General Chat
11-24-2006, 10:57 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 1,460
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Forum: Sigs and Graphics
11-01-2006, 01:30 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,062
new sig
CC.........been a very long time since i put one up here. Also been a while since i made 1 so go easy.
Thanks
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Dragon-SC-/Sigs/Newsig.gif
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Forum: General Chat
09-14-2006, 11:38 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 1,876
picture of my little boy
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picture of my little boy
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Dragon-SC-/Nicholas/Nicholas.jpg
some of my daughter also
...
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Forum: General Chat
09-12-2006, 09:34 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 1,876
New Baby Arrived
All those who know me and knew i became a new Dad last year, i have had another child today.
OK guys we had a baby BOY today September 12th @ 8:17am. He weighed 8lbs and is 20inches in length....
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-05-2006, 08:07 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 1,806
Guy's Rules
The Guys' Rules
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, we have the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-05-2006, 08:06 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,065
Men's Answer to Maxine
Men's answer to Maxine...
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Men strike back!?
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it ...
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