You know your drunk when.....
 

A Drunk!!!!!!!!


A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket...."

I don't get it? :confused:

lmfao
man i did oh god a good one
its what clean up people use to squeeze out water in the mop with.

Heh...Never used a mop bucket? They have a big handle used to wring out the water in the mop. If you still don't get it, take my word for it, it's a funny joke.

lol

oh i get it now lmfao

i thought it was a regular metal bucket, but yeah i get it now, thats hilarous