Bogey spotted - NORAD ALERT
 

A bogey was spotted less than 4 hours ago, west of the Aleutian Islands (Alaska) bearing Two Six Niner.
The bogey is evading radar and continues westward in an erratic flight.
The Atlantic fleet is expected to intercept off USA coastal waters.
Breach of US airspace is expected in 15 hours.

Roger that .... continuaging survailialance .... several objects spotted .... objects moving East to West .... NORAD will conitnue watching objects .... NATO is on full alert .... Central Comand is on alert !!! ...... Over !

Thanks Central Command.

NORAD Update:

Bogey still heading west, and still in Russian airspace
Moscow takes no responsibility and claims it is not Russian
ISS, International Space Station has just seen bogey fly by, but could not ID, as windows frosted over.

...Over

NORAD has issued a Stand Down on this alert.
The bogey was never IDed, but had uncanny flight characteristics.
Bogey cleared US airspace around 5:00 am EST and never showed on radar again.

Good Job Delta Force. Thanks for standing by.....Over

Followup ... CIA opts reports that suspected pilot of Bogey has been spotted sitting in lounge chair on the beach in RIO. Further reports said the suspect was seen sipping a Pina Colada and flirting with an attractive local native girl.

CIA opts. also reported losing sight of the suspect after suspect entered a local nightclub following a long night of partying with several small elvesized individuals.

Survailiance ended ......

Um, WTF? Lol

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