Teacher says: Late again?
 

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"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Jimmy. "It ain't my fault this
time, Miss Crabbiness. You can blame this on my Daddy.

The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"

Now, Miss Crabbiness had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Jimmy what he meant by that .

Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Jimmy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.

"You see, Miss Crabbiness, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights, he done ate six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!''

"Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!" "He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Army Ranger on the ground. Then, he stuck that double barreled 12 gauge shot gun through the open window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog, Zeke, had done woke up and comes sneaking' up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old dog Zeke stuck his cold wet nose in Daddy's crack!" "Miss Crabbiness, we all been cleaning' chickens up since three o'clock this morning'!"
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from the days of the old gold rush! i bring it back to these people who may never heard of this oldie but golden egg

the country style of life! what you may have been missing all your life is the funny side of life

Maybe its my lack of American-ness and Age, but i dont really get it ;P

the father shoot all the chickens up with the shotgun, when the dog bump is cold wet nose in to the man uncover rear-end

Oh is that the punchline?

the thing is you should have catch on to it at the ending, not me spell it out for you

LOL good storey u should puplish it