Hurricane Survival Kit
 

If a hurricane's a coming',
Be prepared!
Hurricane Survival Kit for redneck only
A must have!!

• Toilet Paper
• Bud Light
• Keystone Ice
• Budweiser
• Red Dog
• Keystone ice
• Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on
• Misc. other bottles of alcohol
• Swimming hole with a lot of fresh water to drink
• live gator bait! live bait works best!
• Mustard
• Two bottle of wine to take the edge off.

Got to love them red necks!

lol!