The Wedding Ring---
 

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
Hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
:D

omg

he can tell his wife:
playing with him selve:
he was doing it so hard he was thinking he needed to do it even harder! then that when the ring falling off his hand on onto his ohhohh dingaling has he was going down on it

i think finding out your hoohoo is so small your wedding ring can fit on it would be most traumatizing to a man lol.. dont know how he has two women if that could happen but then they say that its not the size that matters but what you do with it.. i wouldn't know.. :p

easy to have 2 women...he LIED...!