Married Buddies
 

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed
in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and
shout, "WHO'S HORNY?"...... And she acts like she is asleep every time."

hehe LMFAO XD