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bigsmellyfart 09-23-2007 12:00 PM

Dui - Texas Style
 

Only a person in Texas could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes this true story.Recently a routine police patrol parked
outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed
a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.After what seemed an eternity in which
he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car and fall into it.He sat there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers
on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then
switched on the lights.He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few
more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer
test.To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station.This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hellfighter 09-23-2007 12:54 PM

i read this before some place

still good to read, your Texas

silly sally said it before "Queenland Aussie" 2002 posted

thread: http://www.novahq.net/forum/showthre...ght=designated

VooDoo- 09-25-2007 10:37 PM

haha awsome


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