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Place your name in the box, factorize...scroll down pick one you liked....reply here with it. The Special Olympics were created so that people Katinka severely injured in fights could still feel special every once in a while. |
hehehe funny site
When you say "no one's perfect", Steve takes this as a personal insult. |
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http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Chief AD...f,000000,0.png Funny facts: Once Chief ADFP carved out someones throat with a rusty spoon. |
Shots of vodka are known as "light refreshments" to Katinka.
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The GIF image file format is Katinka's invention. Originally, the acronym stood for 'God, I'm Fabulous' and the pictures were all self portraits.
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When Obi-Wan Kenobi said "Use The Force", what he actually meant was "CALL UP Katinka FOR HELP".
An apple a day does **** to keep katinka away. |
Mark once had a blow up doll for a spouse.
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"The human heart has four chambers. Tom's has forty-six."
Hot damn! That might explain me occasional chest pains... ... ... ... Hey wait a minute...forty-six...46...Oh no. Its back! The number 46 is back! I fear this number! It wont leave me alone!! :eek: edit: here's some more! "I pity the fool, said Tom." ROFLMAO!!! XD "Tom is one of Flaver Flav's children." Ok then... "Grenademan once swam across the pacific ocean and made friends with a whale." ROFL "Did you know that G-Man is in the background of two D12 videos?" That G-Man....I tell ya its a conspiracy. "Tom doesn't require oxygen, but the souls of others." Give it to me. ''Tom can eat soup with a fork." Woot! "If someone tried to write a biography of Tom's life, it would cause global deforestation and a worldwide ink shortage." Thats true. "Tom is the alpha AND the omega." Hell yeah! I dont wear a Xan mkII suit for looks! "In the old world, England was attached to Asia until Tom bit the land around England off and used Ireland as an oar to move as far away as possible." LOL! "Little Tom sat on a tuffet, eating curds and whey. Along came a spider, and Tom said "I don't need to take none of your trash", and beat that little piece of spider to a bloody, twitching pulp." ROFL "There were no 'Dark ages'. Just the time when someone looked at Tom funny." ROFL this is too much fun! "I see..." said the blind Tom." LOL! They didnt call me blind guy at school for nothing. Here's some of me sister: "World domination is number 14 on Darcie's to-do list. Number 15? Learn to play "Flight of the bumblebee" on the banjo." Lol! She is after world domination! "A wise man once said, "the cave you fear to enter holds the treasure". Then Darcie killed him and worse his face as a hat." Alrighty then... "Darcie once bought Voldemorts toe-nail clippings from ebay for three bags of air." You imbecile! "Once, someone tried to squeeze Darcie's ass with a right-hand. Moments after, the first left-handed person was formed." Dang! "Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Darcie calls the pile of dead ninjas in the front yard." Little psycho! |
This one had me in tears
"A horse once neighed at ELMO, ELMO got very annoyed and kicked it in the bollocks. It neighed loudly in pain then disintegrated into the floor." |
Steve is the only human being who has defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis. :D
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It takes 700 Steve McArthurs to screw in a light bulb. One to put in the light bulb, and the other 699 to kill the ninja's trying to kill Steve McArthur.
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TJ once put a blind man in an igloo and told him the food was in the corner.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim the kill 99.9% of germs. TJ McArthur can kill 100% of whatever the **** TJ McArthur wants.
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Once a ninja tried to cut off insomnia's hair. The knife was destroyed.
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