Parrot
 

One day, my wallpaper just peeled off. I don't know why. The parrot, Michael, told me to call. I did some figuring and decided to call a carpenter. he came over and assessed the situation and blah, blah.
i moved the parrot cage to my room as the caprenter began bringing supplies ionto the house. I went to the ktichen to make coffee and he rolled the capret halfway across the room.
He fixed the wall, did the wallpaper, and whatever. He rolled the carpet back over and spotted a bump in it. He took his hammer and began smacking the bump over and over and over and over until it was literally flat. I came running downstairs.
"Have you seen my parrot?" :D

man thats a sad one, but still ok

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the end Punch line of it, the guys parrot get kill? under the carpet way it seem to ends

thats not too funny to think of it.

you must have a lot of bump flooring in your area

Nah, I'm just a mean person.