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DevilDog#1 08-25-2006 04:13 PM

Naughty passangers
 
Two voices; male and female; seated on a plane

“I think everyone’s asleep; lets go”

Sound of steps.

“This one’s empty … no one’s looking … you go in first”

“It a bit cramped - let me sit down”

“Have you got the condom?

“Quick, put it on”

Sniff sniff

“Ah perfume - you think of everything”

“This is great…..” (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

“This is the captain speaking to those two people in the rear toilet.

We know what you’re doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.

Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!” :D

Sen 08-25-2006 05:31 PM

lmao-kinda reminds me of that scene on Snakes on A Plane.

Scattergun 08-26-2006 11:13 AM

Lmfao

Hellfighter 08-26-2006 03:28 PM

will thats was funny.

i use to go by airplane/trains after smoking was ban on all type of them, i go by ship.

sea air filter the smoke away, and the sality sea put out the cigarettes real fast if not the cigarettes then the boat it will clean it or at lease taken into the bottom of the sea's

Lucky 08-26-2006 04:28 PM

Lmfao

.enfo. 08-26-2006 05:32 PM

lol!

and ditto seraph


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