if you're a nerd dont look
 

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

lol

god i would have taken it all:p the women and the bike too

you ever see a car salemen selling great cars and the models standing near the car (i ask the model to seat inside it, then i talk to the sale person) there looking really hot, i had tickoff so many sale's person:p we get the paper work done and all the redtape all done time to sign the paper work;) i say when do i get the lady with the car? they say what you mean i say; you said what you see inside the car is what you get! i say will the model was inside the car at the time>>>>>look model ether go with the car or no sell.!!!! man i got so many so tickoff at me.

LMAO!

bah silly kid :P lol

silly nerd.lol