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bigsmellyfart 05-19-2006 03:39 PM

Money
 
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged
to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

But the girl said, "NO."

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he
won't even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...

She said "The bastard used quarters!":eek:

Lucky 05-19-2006 03:44 PM

looool
pennies!!

Mstenger404 05-19-2006 05:05 PM

lmfao!!!!

Hellfighter 05-20-2006 05:56 PM

only if it was 100.00 it would have not been so long now lol


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