rectum dam near killed him < or i think thats how you spell it
 

Two men are out hunting one day. One of them tells the other that "nature called", so he goes behind a tree. When he unzips his pants, a rattlesnake jumps out and bites him right on the wang. Panicking, he tells his friend. His friend calls 911 and announces to the operator that his friend has been bit by a rattlesnake.
The operator says "okay, first make an x-shaped incision, then suck out the contaiminated blood." The man thanks the operator and hangs up. He returns to his friend.
"So what'd they say?" The friend asked anxiously. The man sighed and replied:
"You're gonna die."

lol

was this made in another thread? already

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