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Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting
When one of them grabs his chest and falls to the
Ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes
Are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead!
What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
It easy and follow my instructions.. First, let's make
Sure he's dead."

There is a silence... And then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"