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bigsmellyfart 02-20-2006 03:51 PM

sacrifice
 
I don't understand......after the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Well, that's what the beer was for!"

....I don't think she'll be back.

Mstenger404 02-20-2006 04:10 PM

lol

Lucky 02-20-2006 04:39 PM

LOL

Jeff 02-20-2006 04:49 PM

Haha great one. So true as well.

bigsmellyfart 02-20-2006 06:24 PM

Grocery sacks are better than makeup or beer cause it aint worth it if you drink so much you dont enjoy it or remember it.

Obscuras 02-21-2006 07:26 AM

Oh good god,lol

Hellfighter 03-11-2006 05:43 PM

g1


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